shoutout to the fight 4 equal rights: REID #196
gotta shout that out
SHORT:
*Chappell Roan voice*: H-O-O-T-E-R-S
MEDIUM:
Well, I’m 28. And I made the mistake of jokingly saying “this is gunna be my year!”, so now everyone’s holding me to it.
But I didn’t SPECIFY what FOR. It could be my year to get TYPHOID. New York has been needing a new Typhoid Mxry…
Typhoid They-ry? Nope. Doesn’t work.
Looks like it’s not my year for wordplay.
LONG:
Gymnastics Olympic trials were this week, and everyone thanked The Lord for their victories. It must be so nice to be into god — you could have a day where you step in dog shit then fall down a subway grate into a trash can and be like “god’s plan!”. Jess and I have decided to “get really into god and/or Jesus” before we run the New York Marathon this November (so we can win!!!).
What else?
Biden went to Stonewall and looked “30” (gay version of dead). Next up he should walk tha runway at the gay CATS revival (now playing at theater next to the 9/11 memorial, so he can sashay thru there on the way).
I attended the Dyke March with a group of lezbos. The minute we got on the subway, a man with a big speaker started blasting Chappell Roan and everyone went crazy (we gotta go back to people being scared of/clueless about what lesbians want). The march was fun overall (didn’t see any exes).
Snack Of The Week: my birthday cinnamon roll!1
A new Late Stage drops tonight at 7pm EST. But you can watch it NOW if you subscribe to the Patreon. I hired members of the gay men’s chorus of NY to earnestly sing “Born This Way” as the musical guest. It was perfect.
I wish I had more to say… but I don’t — god’s plan!
Comment below with what you think it’s “my year for”. And DON’T be nice!
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Reid Pope
Bonus Jonas Zone
It was more on the flaky/croissant-y side than the cakey side — but that is okay!