SEX POSITIVE NEWSLETTER: REID #203

the most sex positive Reid newsletter ever

Aug 20, 2024

this is what u get if u tell AI “halter top in space”

SHORT: Lotta people still making fun of this Olympic breakdancer, but she wouldda won Gold if she was competing in category of world’s craziest fake orgasm. So u kinda gotta give it up for that! Wrong context, perfect execution!

MEDIUM: I found out this week about the astronauts that are stuck up in space. I don’t know how I didn’t know about them until now. Thanks to Late Stage, I’ve been consuming news like a like a beaver with a caffeine addiction—gnawing through everything in sight. But I guess I missed the ‘nauts.

For those out of the loop— there are some astronauts in space who were supposed to be there for like a week but now it’s been over 70 days. NASA has admitted to “not knowing how to get them down”. Which sucks and is scary.

Unless… one of them has a work crush.

Then it’s a prettttyyyyy awesome situation: “Oh no, we’re stuck! Whatever will we do?” [*shirt flies up to reveal underboob*] (because of zero gravity!!!) (and because it’s time 4 s*x)

Btw if you’re like, “Reid, get your MIND out of the GUTTER!”, I would like to kindly say, ummmmm IT’S NOT IN THE GUTTER… IT’S IN OUTER SPACE!

LONG: I was thinking about the ‘nauts while on a run and a scientific inquiry blasted thru my brain: has anyone ever made luv in orbit1?

I went to Reddit and found out that a BUNCH of perv-fectly curious STEM-genius brains had the same question.

According to NASA — no. But… I kno stuff’s definitely gone down up there.

And when it has… next scientific question — do we think fluids just fly through the air, bing-bong-ing in and out of holes?

I’ll say it again: do. we. think. fluids. just. fly. through. the. air. bing. bong. ing. in. and. out. of. holes?

This is what my PhD will focus on.

But in the meantime, comment below with your thoughts.

As you know, I’m not very sex-positive normally — but I just read Julia Fox’s book on my phone in tiny font all in one sitting, and that girl’s stories unlocked something within me.

The Dem party is lucky that I wasn’t one of the 200 influencers granted press credentials 2 tha DNC otherwise I’d be rushin the stage in a halter top and cat-eye asking people what they think happens when ppl bonk way up in the air.

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