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Amani Hope's avatar

I would’ve preferred this show: “Put THAT in Euphoria! (9th grader sprinting up and down Rite Aid aisle searching for printer paper as an original song by Labrinth blares).”

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Allie Kiekhofer's avatar

Here are some of my favorite parts:

- u rly opened a portal in my brain w mahna mahna.... I literally thought I had made up that song bc it’s in my head all the time. Anyway I texted the YouTube link to my childhood babysitter

- my mom got addicted to the Starbucks oil bars when she broke up w her personal trainer boyfriend in 2011 or 12. There are probably still some from that era in her fridge, behind the protein drinks from the 2018 addiction. The brand if I recall is called PERFECT , unless Starbucks is making a house version now. If I’m being honest i think it’s an insane addiction but Im happy for u bc it’s cheaper than my Starbucks addiction (going to Starbucks twice a day in between going to another coffee shop). I guess I sort of get it if u want to feel like a dog.

- I rly like the picture of u and jess (I think) in the big chairs . sometimes when I’m sad about America (almost never bc it’s so amazing) I remember that at least we seem to have invented “really large versions of items.” If I had a newsletter it would have a section about the biggest replicas and smallest miniatures I saw that 2-to-7-month-period (how often I think I could get out a newsletter). (I don’t like miniatures that are too detailed or perfect. You have to be able to tell it is a miniature and someone struggled to make it. Not that u asked but i really like the Frances Glessner Lee miniatures (https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smithsonian-institution/home-where-corpse-frances-glessner-lees-miniature-dollhouse-crime-scenes-180965204/) even though she is the police. I think it’s a funny way to spend your time as a police officer. Ok I’m doing way too much public trolling and should have put this in an email. Keep it up and goodbye.

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